It kind of does whatever the fuck it wants whenever the fuck it wants.
It speaks as loudly as it wishes,
whenever it wishes.
It keeps going on and on well after your bed time
& after you asked it politely to stop.
It ate your cereal again.
(Oops.)
When was the last time it even cleaned up after itself?
and why has it been spending so much time in my room?
It demands respect from you before it has earned it and before you even understand it.
It asks inappropriate questions at inappropriate times like,
‘who are you anyways?’
And, ‘what do you even want to do with this life?’
It slept through its alarms again.
It forgot to pay rent again.
It keeps you awake at night,
and it invites itself to that party you were stoked to go to alone
reminding you everyday that you wouldn’t even be you without it.
& 